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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I am quite mature.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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