You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why? Because.

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Anti Joke

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