- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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