- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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