- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

this website is a bad joke

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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