YOLO You only like Oreos

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Donald Trump

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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