Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

haha black people :D

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

girls basketball

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

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