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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Balls

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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