- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anyone can post anything.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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