- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A man walked into a bar owch

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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