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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Adam Chebali has no life

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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