- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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