- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did jacob say to coach a joke

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

... Chan chan

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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