- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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