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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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