- Anti Joke

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas