An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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