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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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