- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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