Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

hi penis ham telephone

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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