how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Guest what in the butt

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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