A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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