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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Skinny people fart less.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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