- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a black chef glendon

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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