- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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