- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Justin's life

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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