A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Bitch

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Anti Joke

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