what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

the redsox

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Women's rights.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what are you mike bibby?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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