- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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