a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why did the man die? he was shot

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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