How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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