whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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