What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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