Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

H o m o comes out as homo

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A dyslexic blind man

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