Committing Suicide #YOLO

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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White men's rights

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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