You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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