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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A guy walks into a bar

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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