What comes after Friday? A ?.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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women's rights.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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