- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

So these two girls have a cup .

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Michael Brown

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

FUCK THE JEWS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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