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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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