- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why can't jokes spit?

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

i had sex.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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