- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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