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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks