A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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