- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A jew enters a mall.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??