what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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jews

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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