- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Asians.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Neither have I

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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