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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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