Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Lil Wayne

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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