What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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