- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

identical jokes get different votes.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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