- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats 7+4? 74

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