Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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