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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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