- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

an ethopian thanksgiving

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

roses are red violets should be purple

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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nolan is gay

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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