Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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