- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

tommy is retared

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Women's professional sports

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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