What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Pickles

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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