- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I C U P White stuff

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I C U P White stuff

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **