A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How come anti jokes r funny

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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