- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How do you make the general public confused? ...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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