What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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I am quite mature.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Oh, go away

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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