- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

KILL WHITEY

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

I hate long jokes -_-

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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