Indians

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Niall Horan

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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