- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

im saul and i love cock

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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