- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

I read the terms of service.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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