roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Your're racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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