Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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