BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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