- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

fridge

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Your Mom The End.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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