- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did katy fall off her bike?

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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