What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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