- Anti Joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.