Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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