- Anti Joke

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Anti Joke

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