- Anti Joke

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.