Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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