- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

1+1=2

don't just stand there

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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