- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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