- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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