- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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