- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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