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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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