What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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