- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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