- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

thomas!!!!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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