- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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