- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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