- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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