- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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