- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is the difference?

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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