- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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