What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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