Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Niall Horan

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

I <3 Hitler

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Indians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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