- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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