- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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