- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Nice belt.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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