- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Barack Obama.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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