- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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