- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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