Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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