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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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