- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Poker face

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Guest what? Dog

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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