- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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