What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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the bible

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Llamaworm

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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