What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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