- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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