- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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