- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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