Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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CFL

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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