- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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