- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

knock knock There's no door

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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