- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Bob Saget that is all

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