What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

cory

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

HELLO EVERYONE

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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