- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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