- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

irish man drinking john smiths

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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