- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

HELLO EVERYONE

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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