- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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