- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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