- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

women's rights.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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