lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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nice tits.

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want more?

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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