A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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