You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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