- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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