- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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