What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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