What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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