- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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