Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

This is an anti- joke

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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