J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

women's rights.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

It's all Taggart

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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