- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Cancer.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

poopy is poopy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

hola said the chinese man

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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