- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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