- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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