- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Penis.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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