- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A bar walks into a man

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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