- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Julian Ha.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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