- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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