- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

i just wrote this so hard

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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