- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

RUN

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call an arab ?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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